Demonic Doggy

Demonic doggy a girls best friend,
Handsome, smart and true,
You’ll not be in a bother,
When he’s looking after you.

He loves a walk at midnight,
Or supper off your plate,
If you take a while to “put on your face”
He never minds the wait.

One moment he’s a guard dog,
Then he’s a playful pup,
He’s always there to listen,
And never tells you to shut up.

He’ll keep you warm and cozy-
and gladly warm your bed.
He never wants for Gore-met meals,
He’s just happy to be fed.

So just incase your still in doubt,
On him you can depend.
Diamonds only sparkle,
Demonic Doggy is a girls best friend.


- Jen 2006