THE SATANIC MECHANIC

BUBBA
The Satanic Mechanic

By the light of the night-
It will all be alright,
We’ll get you a satanic
Mechanic…...

RESUME:

NAME: BUBBA (Short for Beelzebub)

JOB DESCRIPTION: Satanic Mechanic at ‘Satan’s Spanner Monkeys” garage.

LIKE: Hot cars, Hot women, Hot chilli, Hot wheels, Hot deals and Hot dogs (no Chihuahua's)

PRO’S: Super Strong, undead, limited vocabulary (wont sass out the boss), lack of live nerve endings (doesn’t feel pain); Only has one foot (only needs one steel toed work boot), popular with weird chicks. Doesn’t drink.
CON’S: Likes to Joyride at midnight; undead; attracted to weird chicks; Not a day person;


REFERENCES: Satan, The devil, Old Scratch
666 Brimstone and fire Ave
Hell

Bubba likes his women the same way as he likes his cars– Smokin’ hot... and sometimes they’re literally smoking (that sort of thing happens when you’re employed by Satan.)
He’s very fond of his job at Satan’s Spanner Monkeys garage, but he’s been there for 666 years and he thinks it’s time for a change, but there is no moving “UP” in his current place of employment.
You could say he’s the strong silent type, Dead-icated to his job, looking for a like minded ghoul to move into the family crypt.
He’s open to a new career path– maybe floristry; he’s quite practiced in pushing up daisies….

-Jen 2008
www.ghouliebabies.com